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Ashcroft Raids Dinosaur Lab For Heresy Violations

CHICAGO, IL (IWR News Parody) - The Department of Justice today raided the University of Chicago's Dinosaur Lab and arrested paleontologist Paul Sereno and graduate student Lloyd Crandall for "heresy violations" of the Patriot Act.  The Attorney General said that the President had personally authorized this action in preparation for the "Rapture", which Mr. Bush assured Ashcroft should be happening any day now.

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