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Senator Frist Attacks Elmo

WASHINGTON (IWR News Parody) - Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist today went berserk and attacked the muppet Elmo with his bowie knife at the launch of the Sesame Project in the nation's capital.  Mr. Frist was quickly wrestled to the ground and disarmed by a group of third graders.  Later a clearly medicated Senator Frist told reporters that he was sorry for the trouble that he caused.  He also explained the reason for the attack was that he had confused Elmo with a big red tomcat that has been stalking the senator since his medical internship days.

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