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Bush Apologizes For Pulling Iraqi Boner
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WASHINGTON (IWR News Parody) -
President Bush apologized this morning for 'pulling a major boner' by
not taking Colin
Powell's sage advice on Iraq. "If I only knew
now what he meant when he said: 'If you break it, you own it.' I
would have invaded Cuba instead. Damn Rummy and his stupid cakewalk BS," said a visibly
agitated Bush. |
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