DUBUQUE, IOWA (IWR News Parody) -
President Bush was injured today when he was bitten by two year girl
he was teasing
in Dubuque, Iowa. Bush was treated and then released from Mercy
Health Center in Dubuque.
White House spokesman Scott McClellan blamed the incident on the
John Kerry campaign. "Obviously, all Republican children love
Mr. Bush, so logically it had to be some Kerry supporter's spoiled
brat kid," said McClellan. McClellan also said that the
president plans to wear boxing gloves in the future to prevent such
attacks from happening.
After leaving the hospital, a visibly shaken Bush muttered to reporters: "I thought all
babies loved me cause I was agin' abortion, damn."