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Baby Bites Bush in Iowa

DUBUQUE, IOWA (IWR News Parody) - President Bush was injured today when he was bitten by two year girl he was teasing in Dubuque, Iowa.  Bush was treated and then released from Mercy Health Center in Dubuque. 

White House spokesman Scott McClellan blamed the incident on the John Kerry campaign.  "Obviously, all Republican children love Mr. Bush, so logically it had to be some Kerry supporter's spoiled brat kid," said McClellan.  McClellan also said that the president plans to wear boxing gloves in the future to prevent such attacks from happening.

After leaving the hospital, a visibly shaken Bush muttered to reporters: "I thought all babies loved me cause I was agin' abortion, damn."


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Internet Weekly Report First Issued on 12/15/2001,
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